Mincing Mockingbird / /. Brand New. 5-1/2 x 7 inches. Exterior Verse: 'Today is the big day.' 'Invited for Thanksgiving -- I can't believe it! Stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce....' 'And the main course?' 'They didn't say.' 'Why do you think you were invited?' 'My sharp wit and keen observations?' Interior verse: Happy Thanksgiving!